9:36PM- i heard a similar story to that...its very dangerous putting objects up your vagina that aren't supposed to go there...i'll stick to the real thing =)
7:26pm - God made some vegetables shaped like penises. He wants us to be resourceful. Besides any girl knows that dildos are fricken expensive. Zuchinni at the grocery store,about $1. You do what you have to.
obviously you have never watched 1000 ways to die 8:38...a woman bought a carrot, washed it then peeled it...began using it as a dildo and then it cut her vaginal wall and air went into her heart and she died...my suggestion...stick with the real thing
funny, at 8:29 but dudes can fuck pocket pussy's cause thats WAY better. at least people will think youre just fuckin a flashlight. hahaha. great movie.
One time on vacation I didn't have a dildo, so while I was at the market I saw a Chinese Eggplant, it looks like one of those curved-tip-dildos, it worked pretty well, but goes limp in a few hours.
Also last summer we had Japanese Cucumbers growing in our backyard, and I used those too.
Yes I washed them, and no I didn't die because air went to my heart.
get a good size zuchinni or a cucumber and throw a condom over that bad boy and you are all set.... the 1000 ways to die is stupit you can cut your self with your own fingernail if you keep them long it isn't just veggies that you need to look out for
I have totally thought about that! but never have done it. A cucumber is TOO big. no thank you! Btw a girl definitely posted this. and if i was a guy id totally think about a vaccuum
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