Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
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@ whatever GUY wrote this text message: no. no, i don't.
not going to lie, I've totally thought that before, but never actually done it.
1. You obviously have no vagina
2. You obviously have never seen a cock and vegetable from a woman's perspective
3. Lucky you
Mmmm squash curves just right!!!!
7:06 and 7:21 that scared the crap out of me i'm not sticking anything up there unless God or the manufacturer lable meant it to be there
yeah dude, why the fuck would you cut the leaves off first?
thats fucking disgusting 7:29
9:36PM- i heard a similar story to that...its very dangerous putting objects up your vagina that aren't supposed to go there...i'll stick to the real thing =)
All the time.
@ 7:26 :
Glad to know the first thing you think of before holding your sausage hostage is God.
Keep things that could potentially break off and get stuck out of the vagina, please.
I think a guy wrote this too.
Ear of corn, the texture is amazing
mmm i love a nice cucumber
its too easy to say anything to this one
If she knows what's good for her, she wouldn't. That could actually make small cuts in the vagina which is enough to kill a girl.
so dicks and sex toys aren't enough for today's whores, eh?
A guy had to write that! That just shows how stupid they are. He's probably 13.
7:26pm - God made some vegetables shaped like penises. He wants us to be resourceful. Besides any girl knows that dildos are fricken expensive. Zuchinni at the grocery store,about $1. You do what you have to.
lol. my ex used to peel a large carrot, soak it in warm water then dildo herself stupid with it
A girl in my school did that with a cucumber.. It broke off and she went to hospital. Fuckking stupid
funny, at 8:29 but dudes can fuck pocket pussy's cause thats WAY better. at least people will think youre just fuckin a flashlight. hahaha. great movie.
If I had a vagina I would think this
A girl on 1000 ways to die cut her va.jay.jay open with a shaved carrot...o.o...
One time on vacation I didn't have a dildo, so while I was at the market I saw a Chinese Eggplant, it looks like one of those curved-tip-dildos, it worked pretty well, but goes limp in a few hours.
Also last summer we had Japanese Cucumbers growing in our backyard, and I used those too.
Yes I washed them, and no I didn't die because air went to my heart.
obviously you have never watched 1000 ways to die 8:38...a woman bought a carrot, washed it then peeled it...began using it as a dildo and then it cut her vaginal wall and air went into her heart and she died...my suggestion...stick with the real thing
get a good size zuchinni or a cucumber and throw a condom over that bad boy and you are all set.... the 1000 ways to die is stupit you can cut your self with your own fingernail if you keep them long it isn't just veggies that you need to look out for
not vegtables, but dicks..yeah
i think that about my boyfriend's
Way to represent, Oakland county.
This girl in my high school lost a hot dog that way. Had to go to the hospital and everywhere
who said i problems with freshness? have your own issues on mind eh?
omg fuck whoever said lauren
I have totally thought about that! but never have done it. A cucumber is TOO big. no thank you! Btw a girl definitely posted this. and if i was a guy id totally think about a vaccuum
5:31, the same happened to a girl in my house school. Creepy. 0.0
Cunts bleed all the time.
one time i cut the leaves off a pineapple and then proceeded to squat on the whole thing! it made my vag bleed but it felt amazing