PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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