Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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