Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
I am puke
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
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We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
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I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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