I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
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Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
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I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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