That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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