i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
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