The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
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