can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
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