was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
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Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
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Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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