I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
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i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
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my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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