he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
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