I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
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