I CAN MOONWALK!
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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