Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
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Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
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Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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