Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
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We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
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I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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