Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
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