I'm lost and stupid without you.
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
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Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
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Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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