in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
found the other keg... it's in the tree
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
