Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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