quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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