haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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