im drinking this country out of the recession.
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
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you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
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Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Who put my cat in the fridge?
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