in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
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I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
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I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
You need a sexual gate keeper
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
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