I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
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