Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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