But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
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