We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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