I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
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