Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Dude, I just rear-ended a cab
Are you drunk?
A little...yes
Run!
Terrible brother advice.
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
Randomize
