look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
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