What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
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I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
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Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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