i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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