i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
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i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
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You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
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