I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
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