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  • 74 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 6:09pm

    facebook is encouraging you to make bad decisions with your penis.

  • 69 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 6:04pm

    I bet you guys waited all day to do that

  • 57 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 7:45pm

    Mistakes are best made several times before you finally learn your lesson.

  • 54 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 11:26pm

    ya great.. on facebook i did the who u will make a porn with app and i got my ex g.f that i broke up with the day before..

  • 56 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 10:51pm

    How did this turn into argument about race? I thought it was about masturbation...

  • 52 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 8:42pm

    Racists will burn in hell. It's 2009... Advance your mind...

  • 52 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 11:17pm

    Hi my name is Miguel and I am an illegal immigrant. I will clean your house for 20 pesos an hour. Please consider me, thanks. ~Miguel

  • 47 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 2:55am

    So true story. I always masturbate to lesbian porn. - Gemma

  • 55 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 9:44pm

    7:21 and 8:42 way to not let it affect you or anything. By calling someone an ignorant piece of shit who you want to burn in hell...doesn't sound like something Jesus would say.

  • 57 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 6:09pm

    6:04 I had to knock your mom off my lap to post it.

  • 53 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 6:02pm

    SECOND BITCH ASS MOTHER FUCKERS!!!!!!!

  • 52 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 6:45pm

    ROCKIN THE 651 haha i love it

  • 52 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 6:38pm

    thats why you dont have ex's on facebook!!

  • 50 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 9:12pm

    Let's send all these racist motherfuckers back to the 1800s in a time machine.

  • 56 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 7:11pm

    no 6:59, but masturbation does go hand in hand. sometimes both hands at once.

  • 47 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 6:47pm

    im loving that new hosiery ad up top, so nice

  • 47 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 9:33pm

    Black people=the other white meat o wate...

  • 43 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 10:32am

    This is actually a funny facebook text

  • 48 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 7:04pm

    Facebook likes to jerk itself off

  • 46 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 8:28am

    Oh Gemma. True story. You fell out of the abortion bucket mummy threw you in or you wouldn't be here. Take your cock banging slut rag face and smash against a wall. Then apply lemon juice to the wound.

  • 51 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 6:51pm

    Stop making shout outs to your area/state/college.

  • 50 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 6:01pm

    FIRST MOTHER FUCKERS!!!

  • 43 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 11:21pm

    9:12... That was a GOOD one.

  • 44 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 6:59pm

    so true. facebook and masturbation go hand in hand. sike