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  • facebook is encouraging you to make bad decisions with your penis.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 6:09pm
  • I bet you guys waited all day to do that

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 6:04pm
  • 7:21 and 8:42 way to not let it affect you or anything. By calling someone an ignorant piece of shit who you want to burn in hell...doesn't sound like something Jesus would say.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 9:44pm
  • ya great.. on facebook i did the who u will make a porn with app and i got my ex g.f that i broke up with the day before..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 11:26pm
  • Mistakes are best made several times before you finally learn your lesson.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 7:45pm
  • Racists will burn in hell. It's 2009... Advance your mind...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 8:42pm
  • no 6:59, but masturbation does go hand in hand. sometimes both hands at once.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 7:11pm
  • Hi my name is Miguel and I am an illegal immigrant. I will clean your house for 20 pesos an hour. Please consider me, thanks. ~Miguel

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 11:17pm
  • Let's send all these racist motherfuckers back to the 1800s in a time machine.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 9:12pm
  • 6:04 I had to knock your mom off my lap to post it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 6:09pm
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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 6:02pm
  • ROCKIN THE 651 haha i love it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 6:45pm
  • thats why you dont have ex's on facebook!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 6:38pm
  • How did this turn into argument about race? I thought it was about masturbation...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 10:51pm
  • So true story. I always masturbate to lesbian porn. - Gemma

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 2:55am
  • Black people=the other white meat o wate...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 9:33pm
  • FIRST MOTHER FUCKERS!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 6:01pm
  • Stop making shout outs to your area/state/college.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 6:51pm
  • This is actually a funny facebook text

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 10:32am
  • Facebook likes to jerk itself off

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 7:04pm
  • Oh Gemma. True story. You fell out of the abortion bucket mummy threw you in or you wouldn't be here. Take your cock banging slut rag face and smash against a wall. Then apply lemon juice to the wound.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 8:28am
  • im loving that new hosiery ad up top, so nice

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 6:47pm
  • so true. facebook and masturbation go hand in hand. sike

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 6:59pm
  • 9:12... That was a GOOD one.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 11:21pm