I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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