just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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