I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
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Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
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I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
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