But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
Come on in and take your pants off
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