My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
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It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
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Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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