weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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