love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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