Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
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Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
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Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.