susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
I'm going back tonight
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...