Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
29 Of The Most Hilarious And Embarrassing Walks Of Shame Ever
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
These 23 Dudes Get Giddy From Dem Titties
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.