i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
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