Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
my nose is crying tears of wow.
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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