yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
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I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
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how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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