Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
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I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
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Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
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