can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
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I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I have feelings that need drinking.
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I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
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Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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