Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
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And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
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Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
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