just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
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come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
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I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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