And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
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