ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
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Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
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When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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