i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
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Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
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Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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